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Slip Of The Tongue

Funny train commuter black eye joke picture

I noticed the guy on the train next to me had a black eye, just like me, so I asked him, "How did you get your black eye?"

"Well, it was a slip of the tongue," he says. "When I bought a train ticket this morning, I meant to ask the very pretty woman at the desk for, 'one ticket to Bangor, Wales'. Instead I asked for, a 'ticket to Banger,' and she punched me. What about you?"

"Ha! Mine was a slip of the tongue too. This morning at breakfast I meant to ask the wife, 'Honey, please pass me the Cheerios', but instead it came out, 'You ruined my life you miserable old cow.'"