Some Terrific Pig

Funny pig with a wooden leg joke

As I was walking along, I spied a farmer who had a pig with a wooden leg.  I went up to the fellow and said, "Excuse, my good man, how does your pig come to have a wooden leg?"

"Well let me tell you," replied the man, smiling. "That is some pig! Our house caught fire last May, and he dragged my kids to safety!"

"He lost his leg in the fire?" I asked.

"Oh no," replied the farmer. "But a month ago, I almost drowned and that pig swam through icy water to pull me to shore!"

"So that's how he lost his leg?"

"What? Er, no. And just a week ago, my wife's car slid off the road onto the train tracks. That pig broke through the window and helped her out just as a freight train came through!"

"So THAT'S how he lost his leg??" I asked.

"No, sir."

"Then, pray tell, HOW the devil did he lose it?"

"Well, sir," the farmer replied, "when you got a pig that terrific, you don't want to eat it all at once."
Funny pig with a wooden leg joke

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