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Speeding Incident

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"Do you know what speed you were going at?" asked the traffic cop.

The man shook his head.

"130 mph, sir.  Where were you going in such a hurry at 2 am in the morning?"

"To a lecture," replied the man.

"A lecture??  Who's giving a lecture at this time of night?" asked the cop.

"My wife."