Fake News - Architect Fired

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Shock news today as Douglas Fairbody the renowned architect was sacked from the Westminster Renovation Programme.  Mr Fairbody, famous for the controversial introduction of stained glass solar panels at Canterbury Cathedral, had proposed to install an eco friendly water system that would take purified urine from the lavatories and feed it back in to the drinking supply.

Ministers were unanimous in their outrage and rejection of this proposal.  John Carter, Energy Minister, said “we turned a blind eye when Mr Fairbody removed the heating system in view of the amount of hot air allegedly generated during parliamentary sessions, but this is really taking the piss."

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