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Funny sports car joke picture

I bumped into an old school friend the other day, and he started showing off, talking about his well paid job and expensive sports car. Then he showed me a photo of his wife and said, "Isn't she beautiful?"

I replied, "If you think she's gorgeous, you should see my girlfriend."

"Why? Is she a stunner too?" he asked.

"No, she's an optician."

Funny short joke about an old friend showing off his money, fast car and wife.