I bumped into an old school friend the other day, and he started showing off, talking about his well paid job and expensive sports car. Then he showed me a photo of his wife and said, "Isn't she beautiful?"
I replied, "If you think she's gorgeous, you should see my girlfriend."
"Why? Is she a stunner too?" he asked.
"No, she's an optician."
Funny short joke about an old friend showing off his money, fast car and wife.
