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Such A Clever Dog

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"Would you pass the tea please, June" said Henry to his wife, as he buttered his toast.

June passed him the teapot.  "Have you seen the dog?" she asked.

"I think he's out fetching the paper."

"Such a clever dog."

Henry shrugged.  "Lots of dogs fetch newspapers."

"Perhaps," replied June, "but we've never subscribed to any."

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