Suffering for Beauty

Woman wearing pencil skirt picture

I suppose in hindsight I shouldn't have worn the pencil skirt, but how was I to know I'd struggle to step on the bus?  I was so embarrassed - everybody was looking at me!  I even tried loosening the zipper at the back a few times but nothing helped. Then, to add insult to injury, a burly stranger behind me, wearing a filthy Stetson, lifted me up by the waist and dumped me like a sack of potatoes on the bus.

"How dare you touch me!" I shouted. "Why, you don't even know me!"

"Well, ma'am," he replied smirking. "Normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we was friends."

Funny short joke