Funny butcher pun joke
I walked into the butcher's the other day and asked him, "Are you a gambling man?"
He replied, "Yes, sure."
So I said, "OK then, I bet you £100 you can't reach that meat you've got hanging from the ceiling up there." He looked up and shook his head. "But," I said. "I thought you were a gambling man?"
"I am," he replied, "but the steaks are too high."
