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Take A Butcher's Pun

Funny butcher pun joke
 Funny butcher pun joke

I walked into the butcher's the other day and asked him, "Are you a gambling man?"

He replied, "Yes, sure."

So I said, "OK then, I bet you £100 you can't reach that meat you've got hanging from the ceiling up there."  He looked up and shook his head.   "But," I said. "I thought you were a gambling man?"

"I am," he replied, "but the steaks are too high."

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