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Taking The Taxi

Funny taxi cab joke picture

I went out drinking with some friends last night and, since I felt that I had drunk one too many, decided to take a taxi home instead of driving my car. My friends ignored my example and were arrested at a police roadblock for drunk driving.

I just wish I could remember where I found the taxi.
 Funny taxi cab joke picture

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