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Talking Clock

Funny gong joke picture

"Here we are," said the man, taking his coat off.  "Make yourself comfortable.  Fancy a nightcap?"

"Sherry, please," said the woman as she entered the living room and sat down, nervously looking around.  She noticed a brass gong and wooden mallet hanging from a stand.  "What's the gong for?" she asked.

"Ah, that," replied the man, returning with the drinks, "It's my talking clock.  Hang on, I'll show you how it works."  He hit the gong hard and the room was filled with loud reverberations.

"Hey, asshole!" shouted a voice from the other side of the wall. "It's 3.15 in the morning!"
Funny talking clock short joke