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Temper Cure

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"Doctor," said the woman, "that was such a brilliant idea.  Every time my husband starts to lose his temper again, I gargle with water, and he calms right down!"

"I'm glad to hear it."

"But," continued the woman, "how does a glass of water do that?"

"The water itself does nothing," said the doctor. "It's keeping your mouth shut that does the trick."

Funny angry husband joke

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