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The Fight Box

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"You know, honey, we've been married for more than 60 years, and you've never let me see what you keep inside that old shoebox of yours."

Jane smiled at her husband and opened the shoebox, revealing a knitted doll and a thick wad of cash.  "It's my fight box," she said. "My mother told me that the secret to a long, happy marriage is to knit a doll whenever I feel angry with you."

"My goodness," exclaimed Jim, his eyes welling up with tears at the sight of only one doll.  "Oh, darling, but ... tell me, where's the money from?"

"Oh," replied Jane.  "That's the money I made from selling the other dolls."

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