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The Godfather

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"Consigliere," said the old Godfather to his lawyer. "I wanna you makeda sign language to Guido. You aska him where my $10 million is."

The lawyer turned to the trembling accountant, and signed, "Where's the money?"

Guido signed back, "I don't know what you are talking about. Please, tell him I'm innocent."

The lawyer told the Godfather, "He says he doesn't know what you are talking about."

The old man pulled out a pistol, put it to the accountant's head, and shouted, "Aska him again! Why I gottada deaf and mute accountant and still haveda trouble?"

The lawyer signed to Guido, "He'll kill you if you don't tell him."

The accountant signed back rapidly, "OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed at my cousin Bruno's house."

The Godfather asked the lawyer, "Watta he say?"

The lawyer replied, "He says you don't have the balls to pull the trigger."
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