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The Greatest Pub In The World

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"The view is fantastic, the beer excellent and the food exceptional," said the Scotsman, peering through the bar window across Sydney harbour, "but I still prefer the pubs back home. Why in Glasgow, there's a little bar called McTavish's. The landlord there goes out of his way for the locals so much that when you buy four drinks, he'll buy the fifth drink for you."

"Well," replied the Englishman, "at my local, the Red Lion, the barman there will buy you your third drink after you buy the first two."

"Ahhh, that's nothin'," said the Irishman. "Back home in Dublin there's Ryan's Bar. Now, the moment you set foot in the place they'll buy you a drink, then another, all the drinks you'd like. Then, when you've had enough drink, they'll take you upstairs and see that you get laid - ALL on the house!"

The Englishman and Scotsman immediately derided him for his claims. "Come on," said the Englishman. "Did this actually happen to you?"

"Not myself personally, no," replied the Irishman, "but it did happen to me sister."

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