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The Inflatable Boy

The inflatable boy was tired of being inflatable.  He hated his inflatable room, his inflatable house, and even his inflatable parents.  So when his inflatable mother told him to get ready for school he grabbed a pin and popped her, watching unsmiling as she flew screaming around the room, deflating.  When his inflatable dad ran into the room to see what the matter was, the inflatable boy popped him too. Then he pierced himself, and his inflatable world went dark.

The inflatable boy woke up in an inflatable hospital, in an inflatable bed, with an air drip in his arm.  A young inflatable nurse entered the room and scowled at him.

"You're very lucky to be alive, young man," said the inflatable nurse, "but you should be ashamed of yourself.  You've let your mother down, and you've let your father down, but most of all, you've let yourself down."