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The Man of My Dreams

Funny marriage joke picture - I want to whisper dirty things in my ear.  Kitchen, living room, bathroom

"Honey, I had this dream last night that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's Day.  What do you think it means?"

Her husband squeezed her arm.  "You'll know tonight."

That evening, he returned with a beautifully wrapped small package and gave it to his wife. Enthralled, she opened it carefully.

It was a book entitled: "The Meaning of Dreams".

Funny Married Couple Valentine's Day Dream Joke