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The One

Woman with teddy bear joke picture

I looked around his apartment while he poured the wine, and noticed in his bedroom that one wall was stacked up to the ceiling with teddy bears of all shapes and sizes, the smaller ones at the bottom and a giant bear at the stop.

I was so impressed that a guy could be this sensitive, and was about to ask him about them when he brought the wine and suddenly gathered me into his arms for a long, wonderful kiss.  One thing led to another and soon we were in bed, making the most amazing love I had ever experienced.  He was so tender and passionate that I wondered if he might be the one.

Afterwards, when we lay in each other's arms, I asked him shyly, "Well, how was it?"

He smiled at me gently, stroked my hair, and pointed to the teddy bears. "Help yourself to any prize from the middle shelf."