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The Right Choice

Funny male dancer picture

I took the missus to a disco the other night, when we saw a chap giving it large on the dance floor: break dancing, moon walking, back flips, the works.

My missus turned to me and said, "See him? 25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down."

I replied, "Looks like he’s still celebrating."

funny short marriage joke