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Time's Up

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“Guido," said the old Italian man softly from his death bed. "I wan’ you to lissina me. I wan’ you to take-a my chrome plated .38 revolver, so you will always remember me."

Guido patted the old man's hand and replied,“But grandpa, I really don’t like guns... How about you leave me your Rolex watch instead?”

“You lissina me, boy!" hissed his grandfather. "Somma day you gonna runna da business. You gonna have a beautiful wife. Lotsa money. A big-a home and maybe a couple of bambinos.”

He was interrupted momentarily by a coughing fit that racked his frail body, but then he continued, “Somma day you gonna come-a home and maybe finda you wife inna bed with another man. Whatta you gonna do then? Pointa to you watch and say, ‘Time's up!’"?

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