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Too Much Chocolate

Park bench picture

The old man watched as the small boy sitting next to him on the park bench ate chocolate bar after chocolate bar. He turned to him and said, "You know, it's bad for you to eat so much chocolate."

The boy stared back at the man.  "I'll have you know my grandfather lived to be 110 years old," he said, taking another bite of chocolate.

"How did he do that?" asked the old man, surprised. "Did he eat a lot of chocolate too?"

"No," said the boy. "He minded his own bloody business."