Turpentine Cows

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"Top o' the morning to you, Joseph."

"And the rest of the day to you, Padraig."

"Tis a beautiful day, is it not?"

"Aye, that it is ... that it is."

"You know we were talking just this past month about your cow Daisy?"

"Aye?"

"Well, my best cow Millie was ill this week too, and I remembered what you'd said: about how you gave your Daisy turpentine to drink..."

"Aye?"

"Well, the ting is, I gave my Millie turpentine too, but the poor beast still died.  She groaned something horrid, she did."

"Aye, just like my Daisy."

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