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Ugly Bride

Funny drunk man wedding guest joke picture

"Damn me if that's not the ugliest bride I have ever seen!" exclaimed a drunk to the person next to him.

"Excuse me?!!! That's my daughter!!!"

"Oh, very sorry," said the drunk.  "I didn't know you were her father!"

"I'm not her father.  I'm her mother!"

funny short joke