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An Urgent Matter

Funny hotel marriage argument joke picture

"Good evening. Reception. How may I help you?"

"Hello, this is Mr Hatric in room 591.  You need to send someone immediately. I'm having an argument with my wife and she wants jump out the window."

"I'm sorry, Mr Hatric, but that's a personal matter."

"No, you don't understand.  The window won't open."

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