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Waiting At The Restaurant

Funny restaurant maitre d joke

I went to my favourite restaurant today and said, "Hi, is my table ready?"

"No, not yet, sir," replied Alfredo.  "Do you mind waiting?"

I said, "Not at all."

"Great," he said, "then take these salads to table six."
 Funny restaurant maitre d joke

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