I, however, remained in my seat, bemused by the mayhem, and somewhat astounded at the accuracy of the medieval depictions of Satan.
The beast lumbered forward slowly, leaving a wake of destruction, but then stopped when he saw me, clearly surprised at my presence.
"And why aren't you afraid of me, puny little man?" he thundered.
I shrugged and replied, "Well, the fact is I've been married to your sister for 25 years."
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