Whiskey Dreams

Airplane joke picture

"What would you like to drink, sir?" asked the air stewardess.
"I'll have me a whiskey, tanks." said Paddy.
The air stewardess poured his drink then turned to the turbaned man sitting next to him. "And you, sir?"
"I'd rather be raped by a dozen whores than let liquour touch my lips!" replied the man.
Paddy looked at the man, shocked, but then handed his drink back to the air stewardess and said, "Me too.  I didn't know dat was an option."