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Who Is Calling?

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The phone rang at the motor pool and an authoritative voice demanded to know how many vehicles were operational.

"Well," replied Paddy, "we've got twelve trucks, ten utilities, three staff cars, oh, and dat Bentley de fat-arsed colonel swanks around in."

There was a stony silence for a second or two. ''Do you know whom you are speaking to?''

''No,'' replied Paddy.

''It is the so-called fat-arsed colonel you so insubordinately referred to.''

''Well, do you know who you are talking to?'' asked Paddy

''No!'' roared the colonel.

''Well tank goodness for dat,'' said Paddy, and hung up the phone.

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