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Will I See Eighty?

Funny short old man doctor joke picture

"Doctor, will I live to see eighty?"

"Well that depends," replied the doctor. "Do you smoke tobacco or drink any alcohol?"

"Oh no," I said. "And I don't do drugs, either!"

"What about red meat?"

"Hardly any. I heard that red meat is very unhealthy, so I gave up eating steak."

"Do you spend much time in the sun? Playing golf, boating, sailing, hiking, or cycling?"

"No, I don't," I replied, starting to feel quite pleased with myself.

"Gambling? Driving fast cars? Lots of sex?"

"Nope."

"So why do you even care?"

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