Wittle Wabbits

Funny little girl buying a rabbit at the pet shop store joke picture

A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep wittle wabbits?"

The shopkeeper bends down to her level, smiling, "Do you want a wittle white wabby or a soft and fuwwy bwack wabby, or maybe one like that cute wittle bwown wabby over there?"

The little girl leans forward and whispers, "I don't fink my pyfon really givth a thit."

 Funny little girl buying a rabbit at the pet shop store joke picture