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Woman Of My Dreams

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Of all the women in the world to be stranded on a deserted island with, Olga Anushkova had to be the finest. Tall, blonde, sensual and bronzed, and to top it all: dressed in rags that left very little to the imagination. I lay next to her in the sun, recovering from a torrid three days in the storm that sank the Bertrand Mussel, and counted my lucky stars that I was alive and with this woman.

She turned to me and looked at me appraisingly. "Are you going to lie there all day?"

I smiled at her and replied, "Not if you don't want me to. What did you have in mind?"

"For starters, some firewood. I'll let you know about the rest."

Funny short joke desert island romance