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Funny Blind date dog trick accident joke story
 Blind date trick dog accident joke

I knocked nervously on the door, dreading what my blind date might look like, but needn't have worried.  The door opened and I was greeted by a stunning brunette with the longest legs you ever saw.

"Hi, I'm Jane," she said.  "You must be Paul.  Please come in, and make yourself comfortable in the lounge while I get ready - I'll just be a minute.  Oh, and don't mind the dog.  He's very excitable, but does some wonderful tricks: he rolls over, shakes hands, sits up, and if you make a hoop with your arms, he'll jump through."

I walked into the lounge, where an enthusiastic little Yorkshire Terrier bounded up to me.  I retreated to the apartment balcony, but the dog followed me, barking loudly, so I resigned myself to playing with the beast and held my arms in the shape of a hoop.  The dog leapt up, through the hoop, and over the edge of the balcony, falling to its death four floors down.

I was still looking at the poor dog, stunned, when my date appeared, smiling radiantly.

"Isn't he the cutest, happiest dog you've ever seen?" she asked.

"To tell the truth," I replied, "He seemed a little depressed to me."