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Young Salesman

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"So, son, how many sales did you get today?"

"One," said the youngster.

"One?!" exclaimed his manager.  "Look kid, I know this is your first day, but this has to improve!  My other salespeople make twenty to thirty sales a day!  How much did you make?"

"$1,002,430."

His manager was stunned.  "What on earth did you sell??"

The kid says, "Well, first, I sold this guy some new fish hooks, then I sold him a new fishing rod to go with his new hooks, then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down the coast, so I told him he was going to need a boat.  So we went down to the boat department and I sold him a twin engine Chris Craft. Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the automotive department and sold him a 4x4 Expedition."

His boss said, "A guy came in here to buy fish hooks and you sold him a boat and a TRUCK!?"

The kid replied, "Well actually, the guy came in here to buy tampons for his wife, and I said, 'Dude, your weekend's shot, you should go fishing."

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