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A Little Deaf

Cute old couple in love
 Funny old married couple hearing joke

I went to the doctor because I was concerned my wife might be losing her hearing.  He suggested testing her hearing from different distances, so when I got home I called out from the hallway, "What time will dinner be ready?"

There was no response, so I went in to the lounge and shouted, "Dear, what time will dinner be ready?"

She still didn't reply, so I went into the kitchen and found her busy at the stove.  I tip-toed behind her, and then shouted, "What time will dinner be ready?"

She turned around angrily. "For the third time, dinner will be ready in ten minutes!"