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Dog Heaven Joke

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 Funny dog heaven joke

"There, there, Susie, don't be sad.  Skip was a good dog, and is probably up in Heaven right now, having a grand old time with God."

Susie stopped crying suddenly, and asked, "But what would God want with a dead dog?"

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