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Grassy Dreams Joke

Funny Irish turf grass joke picture story
Funny Irish pub turf joke picture

Paddy looked up from his pint of Guinness and gazed longingly at the passing truck full of turf.  He turned to Murphy and said, "When I win the lottery, I shall be doing that."

"What, drive a truck?" asked his friend.

"No, yer daft egit.  Send me lawn away to be mown."