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Load of White Sheet

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"Someone!" roared the Alabama preacher to his congregation. "Someone has been spreading a rumour that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan.  This is an infamous lie, and one which the church of God cannot tolerate.  I demand that the person responsible stand up now and beg forgiveness from God and His Church."

No one moved, so he continued, "Do you not fear the Word of the Lord which says in Revelation 21:8 that liars will be consigned to the fiery lake of burning sulfur?"

Again all was quiet for a moment, until, slowly, a gorgeous blonde woman rose from the third pew.  Her head bowed, she spoke in a quivering voice, "Reverend, there has been a terrible misunderstanding.  I never said you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan. I simply told a few of my friends that you were a wizard under the sheets."
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