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Old Man Shufflin' Joke

Funny old man walking ice cream joke picture

The old man shuffled slowly into the ice-cream parlour and pulled himself up, slowly, painfully, on to a stool.  After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split with sprinkles.

"Crushed nuts?" asked the waitress.

"No," he replied. "Arthritis."
Funny old man walking ice cream joke 

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