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Painting My Dad

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Funny short story school teacher joke

"Logan," asked the teacher, peering over the little boy's painting. "What does your father do?"

"My dad's a cop. I'm painting him catching a bad guy."

"That's lovely, Logan," said the teacher, and turned to a freckled little girl sitting next to him. "What does your father do, Mary?"

Mary replied, "My dad's a writer. I'm going to paint him with his new book."

Smiling, the teacher moved to the next row of desks.

"And what about you, Jake.  What does your father do?"

"My dad's dead," answered the young lad.

"Oh my," exclaimed the teacher. "Uhm, so what did your father do before he died?"

"He turned blue, Miss."