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Funny blonde hooters waitress joke story photo
Funny blonde hooters waitress joke picture

"So what'll it be?" asked the voluptuous young blonde waitress.

The man looked up from his menu, and then appraisingly at her deep cleavage, before replying,  "I really fancy a quickie today."

The waitress scowled.  "Sorry, sir, what was that?"

"A quickie," he replied, still staring at her cleavage.   She leaned over, gave him a resounding slap, and then walked off.

The man sat stunned, holding his hand against his cheek.   An old woman sitting at the next table leaned over and whispered, "Um, I think it's pronounced 'Quiche'."