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Silly Old Bag Joke

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I handed my ticket and passport to the woman at the airline check-in desk and said, "Would you please send one of my bags to New York, one to Los Angeles, and one to Miami."

She looked up at me coolly and said, "I'm afraid we can't do that, sir."

"Really?" I replied, "You managed to do it well enough last week!"

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