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Singular Shopping Event

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The supermarket cashier finished scanning my items:  a six pack of beer, a bag of chips, some dip, a pint of ice cream, toilet paper.  He then smiled at me and said, "Single, huh?"

I laughed.  "Yeah, how can you tell?"

"Because you're ugly."
 funny supermarket cashier joke