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Sneaky Golf Day

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I woke up early, dressed quietly, grabbed my clubs and slipped quietly into the garage.  I loaded my clubs into the car and eased slowly out of the garage, only to find that it was pouring with rain.  A quick look at my phone confirmed that it was going to rain all day, so cursing I went back in to the house, undressed quietly and slipped into my bed, cuddling up to my wife for warmth. She stirred and snuggled into me.

"The weather out there is terrible," I whispered.

"I know," she replied sleepily, "and to think my husband is actually playing golf in that stuff!"