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Spirited Driving Joke

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"Father Murphy," said the policeman, pointing at the empty bottle on the priest's car passenger seat.  "Have you been driving under the influence?"

"Ah, no, to be sure," replied the priest.  "Tis only water."

"Then why do I smell wine, Father?"

The priest examined the bottle closely and then exclaimed, "Good Lord!! I do believe he's done it again!"