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Old Man Bend It Joke

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An old man visited the doctor one day, saying, "Doctor, when I was a young man, and a beautiful woman was in my bed, my penis would be so hard, that no matter how much I tried, I could not bend it.  But I have noticed of late that now I can bend it every time."

The doctor looked at him with raised eyebrows, but did not speak.

"So," continued the old man, "my question is this: am I becoming stronger?"

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