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Funny Brakaly Cartoon Joke Picture

Funny Brakaly Cartoon Joke Picture

One day two broccoli stems, who were best friends, were walking together down the street. They stepped off the curb and a speeding car came around the corner and ran one of them over. The uninjured broccoli stem called emergency services and helped his injured friend as best he was able. The injured broccoli stem was taken to intensive care at the hospital and rushed into surgery. 

After a long and agonising wait, the doctor finally appeared. He told the uninjured broccoli stem, "I have good news, and I have bad news. The good news is that your friend is going to pull through." 

"The bad news is that he's going to be a vegetable for the rest of his life."