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Hiding From Wife Sign

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Funny Hiding From The Wife Sign

(Source: The Gatehouse, Tonbridge)

And now for the marriage jokes:

Q: What's the cure for marriage?
A: Alcoholism.

Q: What kind of rings do men need for marriage ?
A1: Engagement  Ring
A2: Wedding Ring
A3: Suffe-Ring
A4: Endu-Ring

Q: Which one of your children will never grow up and move away?
A: Your husband!


An old couple were lying in bed one evening, when the wife felt her husband begin to touch her in ways he hadn't in quite some time.

It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and then began moving down past the small of her back. He then slid his hand across her shoulders and neck, slowly worked it down one side, then the other, stopping just over her lower stomach.

He then proceeded to place his hand on her left inner arm, caressed downward again, working down her side, passed gently over and then in between her buttock and down her leg to her calf. Then, he proceeded up her inner thigh, stopping just at the uppermost portion of her leg. He continued in the same manner on her right side, then suddenly stopped, rolled over and became silent.

As she had become quite aroused by this caressing, she asked in a loving voice, "That was wonderful, dear. Why did you stop?"

"I found the remote," he said.