Normal Paranormal Distribution

Funny Normal Paranormal Distribution ?joke Picture Cartoon
Funny Normal Paranormal Distribution ?joke Picture Cartoon

Have you heard the latest statistics joke?

Probably....  :D

A patient asks his surgeon what the odds are of him surviving an impending operation. The doctor replies that the odds are usually 50-50. "But there is no need to worry," the doctor explains. "The first fifty have already died."

And now for the control joke... (yes, I do meta jokes too)

A statistician's wife has twins. He was delighted, and he called to tell his minister the good news.

"Excellent!", said the minister. "Bring them to church on Sunday and we'll baptise them."

"No," replied the statistician. "Let's just baptise one. We'll keep the other as control."

Now listen here!


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