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How To Draw Cats


Two female cats are sitting on the fence passing the time of day when a really handsome tomcat walks by and winks at them.

"Oh darling, did you see that one?' says the first cat. "I wouldn't mind sharing a dead mouse with him."

 "Oh, forget about him," replies her friend. "I went out with him once, and all he did was talk about his operation."

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