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All I Want For Christmas

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A father asked his young daughter what she would like for Christmas.  She said that all she wanted was a baby brother.  And it so happened that Christmas Eve her mother came home from hospital bearing a baby boy.

The next year, the father again asked his daughter what she wanted for Christmas.

"Well," she replied, "if Mummy doesn't mind too much, I'd like a pony."