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Buried My Wife Joke

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I met my mate Ted in the street the other day.  "Where you been, fella?" he asked.

"The cemetery," I replied. "I just buried my wife."

"Oh, I'm so sorry, mate.  But, what are those terrible scratches on your face?"

"She put up a heck of a fight."

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